Mmmm whatcha say? U say u want to hear Eliza rant to Anthony about pop desperado Jason Derulo for like 80 minutes? She's fascinated by the extremely earnest and embarrassing singer and now YOU will be TOO, with 30 fun and disturbing facts to share about the man behind The Rum Tum Tugger (Cats 2019).

Yeah it's got nothing to do with the podcast's MO or movies in general, but this dossier on the one person on earth who is truly trying as hard as they can must be shared somewhere. Sing your own name aloud before hitting play.