You know Midnight Screening? The freakin’ nut job podcasters that go around chopping people up? Well, the feds heard they were fans of horror movies, so they set up four big ones in cinemas these past couple months. MaXXXine, Longlegs, In A Violent Nature and Trap? It’s a trap.

Noah and Eliza roundup the latest batch of buzzy horror movies, ranking them from freakiest to floppiest and analysing the fascinating marketing strategies that make each of em such word-of-mouth hits. Horror always turns a buck, even when box office attendance is otherwise pretty weak—and we’re reaping in da rewards for you right here!