Life is nothing but show business in 1994 - and in 2024, the Slop Bucket is nothing but a celebration of Canon’s tackiest, inanest, glitteriest musical ever!!! Noah and Eliza revisit 1980’s The Apple, a disastrous retelling of Genesis filmed partially in a WWII gas factory…ya……

The dancers are coked to the gills, the religious imagery is befuddling, and the ending made Noah lose their mind a lil bit. Hits include ‘Speed’, the hilariously horny ‘Coming For You’, and the title track - u can just go ahead and chuck all the male hero’s ballads in the bin tyvm. Once this bonkers biblical remix is done, it’s up to the gang to decide whether the movie deserves its slimy Slop Bucket fate or not. Juicy apple!! Juju apple!!